Solitaire Nightmare

Ever play solitaire on the computer when you were bored? Ever play it on three card draw? Well let me tell you, it's really hard. This doesn't help the fact that I was really bad at it in the first place. I spent at least three hours today playing it over and over again. "I'll win the next one," I'd tell myself. And of course everybody knows that if I don't learn to stick things out in life now I'm just going to wind up as a thirty year old guy living alone in his parents basement, right? When I finally beat it my statistics popped up on the screen and it showed my winnings and my losses. Out of 116 games I have won a grand total of.... wait! Before I tell you, you might want to find a comfy seat that's not easy to fall out of. I won a grand smacking total of 6, yes count them, 6 games. When I beat that sixth game I made a vow that I would never play solitaire again. I have learned to appreciate a way of life outside this mind numbing game and enjoy the outside world with all it's fresh air and new opportunities... oh wait, it's a million degrees outside... I wonder how many games it will take me tomorrow before I win. Huh... oh well. Ciao for now!